Internet's been out at the place I'm staying. Well, I can't steal a wireless signal, anyway. Hopefully this doesn't last forever, but at least I'll get to do more reading.
Oh, who am I kidding. I just watch Geraldo at Large instead. Did you know there are hordes of killer gangs walking the streets who've just been released from New Orleans, or the army, and they're also satan-worshipping child molesters carrying swarms of deadly-with-one-sting Africanized killer bees and actually they're not in cities anymore but only in Bel Air and Grosse Pointe? So actually you don't have to worry about them if you live in a non-gated community. And by the way, did you know Geraldo was good friends with Paul McCartney, John Lennon, and George Harrison, and it's just too bad that they're all too dead to come on his show to confirm it? It's like a televised re-enactment of the worst issue of Reader's Digest ever, with celebrity sightings. Wow. But it comes on right before Will & Grace, so I will deal.
Minutemen - #1 Hit Song
Paul Wall - Internet Goin' Nutz
Chisel - Your Star Is Killing Me
